My Ivy League ass drinking with a dude from a biker gang: “tell me more, please”

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/25/2018 at 00:59 • Filed to: None

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Internally: “Stop telling me more, that’s very illegal.”

Externally: “oh, yes, let’s talk cocaine, because I understand that more than motorcycles.”

Internally: “ stop telling me more, that’s very illegal. Are we friends now? Am I in a gang?”

I’ve decided I’m now in a gang. Don’t fuck with me, Oppos. 


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 01:10

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Your dentist neighbor who wears leathers and rides a Harley on the weekends isn’t actually in a motorcycle gang.

Fucking Sons of Anarchy.


Kinja'd!!! LastFirstMI is my name > DipodomysDeserti
08/25/2018 at 01:14

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Harley Owners Group is the biggest cosplay ever


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > DipodomysDeserti
08/25/2018 at 01:16

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People tell me lots of shit, because I’m like a Studs Terkel without intent to publish . This guy told me lots of shit.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 01:26

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I once wrapped a bandanna around my head - can I be in your gang too?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 01:38

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I have a family member who was a founding member of a still prominent motorcycle gang. The real deal guys don’t talk about anything with anyone. They also don’t drink by themselves on Friday nights. Was this guy actually wearing colors? As far as motorccle gangs and journalists , they’ll tolerate them to a certain degree. 


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 01:41

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Thankfully, if called to testify, it’ll all be hearsay. Lawyer brain shutting down now ...


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 08:36

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Lots of bull shit. Clearly you knew the difference

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Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 08:44

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So after this “not a cop” got done spooling all his lines out.  What did the two of you do with the rest of evening?  


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > DipodomysDeserti
08/25/2018 at 08:53

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I tried watching that show when it hit Netflix because everyone had talked about it, and I like Ron Perlman and Katy Sa gal; but I couldn’t get past the utterly awful treatment of women by the principal characters in the “club.”


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > LastFirstMI is my name
08/25/2018 at 08:56

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No wonder Harley Davidson is struggling to bring in buyers that aren't boomers. And now their bread and butter customers that love that look are old enough to need hip replacements, and can't swing a leg over a bike.


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > wafflesnfalafel
08/25/2018 at 09:04

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You mis-spelled “banana,” dude.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/25/2018 at 09:06

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People tell me things all the time. I’d sometimes share stories with my now ex and she’d always say “why would they tell you that?” And all I can say is “because people tell me things”. When complete strangers tell me things I usually assume they’re just the type of person who lets it all out to anyone who will listen. Other times people will tell me super personal stuff that extends well beyond what our relationship would normally dictate. It’s actually why I originally wanted to be a therapist. Instead now I work with animals that can’t tell me anything. 


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > aquila121
08/25/2018 at 10:19

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I’d say they were generous in their portrayal of how women are treated in motorcycle clubs.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Nom De Plume
08/25/2018 at 10:24

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“He then offered to sell me some hand grenades, and said we should blow up a post office. Weird fucking dude.”


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > DipodomysDeserti
08/25/2018 at 11:14

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Sickeningly, I’m sure you’re right, but that doesn’t mean I want to watch a show that parades the fact in front of my face. There’s appreciating gritty realism, and then there’s “how much mi sogyny and abuse do I really want to consume in entertainment media?”